Welcome to the Pallettedome

Hello fellow taste-impaired travelers. Tired of elitist foodies holding you down and dangling a rasberry-infused thread of spit millimeters above your face? Well, you've come to the right place. The Muted Palette is a green zone for those of us who eat crappy food and like it, nay Love It! WHOO-OOH!! We don't need no stinking scones (or whatever else food snobs eat), give us Snickers! Unite! This site will discuss the pleasures of junk food and sports drinks. Comments are welcome, but the Palette is first and formost a one-way conduit of information. Us to you, that's how we flow. The Muted Palette is about to throw a full load of high fructose corn syrup and twinkie cream down your throat. Open up, America, and say 'Ah.'